Hey all, glad you could join me on this alphabetical tour of all things sex and relationships. Now you may be wondering, “Why Relationships A-Z?” Well, basically because I’m in love with English, grammar, and everything in between. So naturally, I felt I should combine this blog and my love of English into one big happy family! I could absolutely talk about this love of English for ages, but we’re just going to jump right in.
A is for Anniversaries
Okay, I’m going to be honest; I’ve never really understood the whole “Anniversary” thing. I should clarify. Celebrating your anniversary annually seems perfectly logical to me, but it’s the people who celebrate every single month of their relationship that I find interesting. Why is important that you’ve been in a relationship for six months versus seven? A relationship doesn’t evolve significantly over 30 days, at least not in my opinion. Yes, you grow and learn things together, but the relationship isn’t going to go from one end of the spectrum to the other. Why does society feel the need to acknowledge every minor event these days? Pardon my rant — I’m done now.
B is for Breakups
Okay, first of all, I realize how odd it is to talk about anniversaries and break ups in the same post. Breakups are another thing I don’t really understand though, so I thought it was appropriate. Why do they have to be such a big deal? Yeah, it completely sucks to either break up with someone or get broken up with, but the world isn’t exactly ending. Like all girls, I have that one friend. You know the one I mean, the girl who locks herself in her room and eats chocolate frosting out of the can. How on Earth is that helping anything? Falling into a chocolate coma isn’t going to make your breakup go away. Sorry ladies. Again, pardon my rant — I guess what I’m trying to say here is I fully believe that every girl and guy out there is strong and independent enough that they can survive on their own.
Well, that’s all I have to say for now I suppose. Keep it classy, y’all.